May 2013
Anonymous asked: you're cute :)
spn-rants:
OKAY I CANT EVEN BREATHE RIGHT NOW I CANT
FALLING STARS
IS A SIGN OF APOCALYPSE
AND CAS IS HUMan
AND SAM IS DYING
WE ARE HURTLING TOWARDS THE END
WE ARE HURTLING TOWARDS THE END
WE ARE HUTRRLING
TOWARDS
THE END
black-holes-of-symmetry:
I CANNOT CARRY ON
MY WAYWARD SON
WHERE IS THE PEACE
BECAUSE I AM DONE
mypatronusisyou:
there comes a moment in every girl’s life when she says to herself
i read some fucking weird fanfiction
potential-and-difference:
prop-215:
dazegetbrighter:
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
that girl you just called green mario? she’s really luigi
assbutt-in-the-garrison:
carry-on-wayward-assbutt:
why is it more socially acceptable to be completely obsessed with a sports team than to be completely obsessed with a book, tv show, or movie?
slay-z:
sometimes i feel like sometimes people with a whole lot of followers see a good post by someone without a whole lot of followers and go
i’m gonna make you famous
Fall Into My Arms Instead: But imagine waking up... →
superstylesh:
But imagine waking up on your birthday feeling bummed out because you couldn’t get out of work for the day, and you look up and Harry’s standing there holding out your phone and telling you to call in sick and when you try to protest he leans over you and growls “you’re sick today” in a menacing…
poopinginschool:
interviewer: any special talents?
me:
geekscoutcookies:
anakisa:
this girl telling me not to eat my cake because i don’t want my thighs to touch
they won’t be touching with your man between them
"HAVE YOU EVER" hour
Okay anons, this is your chance.
1. had sex?
2. bought condoms?
3. gotten pregnant?
4. failed a class?
5. kissed a boy?
6. kissed a girl?
7. had a job?
8. left the house without my wallet?
9. bullied someone on the internet?
10. sexted?
11. had sex in public?
12. smoked weed?
13. smoked cigarettes?
14. smoked a cigar?
15. drank alcohol?
16. been to a wedding?
17. been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
18. watched tv for 5 hours straight?
19. been late for school?
20. kissed in the rain?
21. showered with someone else?
22. been outside my home country?
23. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
24. had lice?
25. gotten my heart broken?
26. had a credit card?
27. been to a professional sports game?
28. broken a bone?
29. been unhappy about my weight?
30. won a trophy?
31. cut myself?
32. been on a diet?
33. rode in a taxi?
34. stayed up for 24 hours or more?
35. been to a concert?
36. had a crush on someone of the same sex?
37. had braces?
38. wore make up?
39. lost my virginity before I was 16?
40. kissed someone a different race than myself?
41. Snuck out of the house?
42. had oral sex?
43. dyed my hair?
44. met someone famous?
45. been on vacation?
46. been on a boat?
47. been on an airplane?
48. prank called someone?
49. taken a pregnancy test?
50. been suspended from school?
karmaisanicelady:
It’s the day. The Choosing Ceremony. Caleb Prior is ready to choose. Placing his bleeding hand over Erudite’s bowl of water, he softly whispers “My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations.”
smokeporch:
My brother has been walking around in a box
So I walked by and pushed him over
He’s just been kinda lying there for ten minutes
cheese3d:
nothings worse than soft grapes
pizza:
dempokeballstho:
Tumblr user Pizza is both scary and entertaining
I mean,
really?
I’m not sure if I should be scared or impressed.
scared
sanfran:
rachelayne:
sanfran:
why does all the good stuff in life cost so much
I didn’t know happiness and love had a price
calm down gandhi
poopflow:
poopflow:
i just got my permit to harvest shrimp in the antarctic
now i have a licence to krill.
Internet friendships are so fucking beautiful to me but they’re also heartbreaking and fucking torturous because you literally cannot be physically present any time you want and it’s the worst feeling, meeting someone who is perfect for you in a platonic or romantic way but they just live so fucking far away.
randomstuff134:
sodamnrelatable:
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
suicidenotesbutterflykisses:
bueno:
things i haven’t learned in high school
how to pay bills
how to buy a house
how to buy a car
how to apply for loans for college
but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function
i cant even do that
googleimages:
vagisodium:
googleimages:
leonardo dicaprio is going to make such a good gatsby
yeah he’s gonna be a great gatsby
shannan423:
Parents: you’re so pretty. good genes, huh?
Grandparents: My granddaughter is so beautiful!
Random colleagues of parents: you have such a beautiful daughter!
People at church: What a pretty young lady!
Guys at highschool:
Guys at college:
Guys in general:
spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:
westbor0baptistchurch:
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
